Tired of the bloat?Â Feel like your belly could double as a dinghy?Â If so, â€˜Bloat-Lessâ€™ may be the product for you.Â Â It claims to eliminate excess body water fast, and to free you of the dreaded puffiness that will separate you from your favorite jeans, and into the arms (or legs) of your most unattractive sweat pants.
This is not a â€˜diet’ pill per say; itâ€™s more of a â€˜diuretic.â€™Â But on the scales water weight is just as devastating, people.Â Â Thereâ€™s nothing worse than asking your girlfriend â€˜howÂ sheâ€™s doing?â€™ and being told (in a whining, screeching tone), â€œIâ€™M PUFFY!â€
- Potassium: normalizes blood pressure, alleviates stress and balances water.Â Size 6 jeans and a monster zit=high blood pressure and high stress.Â Add in water retention, and itâ€™s a blood bath.Â Evidently, you need this ingredient.
- Uva-Ursi Extract: a powerful diuretic (donâ€™t stray from your nearest bathroom.)
- Dandelion Powder: provides relief from urinary illness and may help with diabetes and liver problems.
- Buchu Powder: soothing to the urinary system (sigh.)
- Hibiscus Extract: high in antioxidants and vitamin c, it may aid with hot flashes (Iâ€™m sensing a trend hereâ€¦)
- Parsley Extract: is a great diuretic and may also balance hormones (so you can be happy when you go to the bathroom.)
- Cranberry Powder: your urinary tract will thank you.
- Grape Seed Extract: used for its antibacterial, antifungal and antiviral propertiesâ€¦for all the â€˜auntiesâ€™ out there.
- Juniper Berry Powder: a natural diuretic with antiseptic qualities, and can aid with digestion.
â€œThe Fast Effective Way to Lose Excess Water Weight & Feel Less Bloated!â€
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!Â Sign me up!
This product can be found on-line and in retail stores anywhere from $6.99 on up.Â So shop around and compare pricing.Â On-line purchases will obviously be subject to shipping and handling charges.
As you are purchasing this product from various locations, you will need to review the retailerâ€™s return policy before purchasing this product.Â Please be aware though, most companies do not accept returns on opened packages.
There she blows!Â If youâ€™re feeling larger than Free Willy, you may want to consider this product; from desperation if nothing else.Â The ingredients sound good, but none of them have been studied through proper clinical trials. So it may all be a bunch of hot air (sorry, couldnâ€™t help myself.) This product is not too â€˜inflatedâ€™ in price, so all you may risk is the embarrassment of standing in line holding a product thus entitled, while the snot-nosed teenager behind you gives you knowing looks.
Bottom line-you may be pee-ing your money awayâ€¦orrrrrrâ€¦you may very well get into those jeans for date night. Will those jeans fit again the next day, probably not, it is water weight you are losing after all- not fat.Â