Mega-T Green Tea Super Antioxidant Gum Review
MEGA-T Green Tea Super Antioxidant Gum
Do you want to chew your way to a thinner, healthier you?Â¬â€ If you are like Violet Beauregarde from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory-just bonkers about gum, this may be the product for you. It claims to satisfy your cravings for high-calorie snacks while touting the super antioxidant power of Green Tea!
Chew on this Mega-T Green Tea Gum lists only a proprietary blend-and, chomp on this harder, no ingredient dosage amounts are listed. This immediately smacks of a scam.
The gum contains:
- Green Tea (Leaf) Powder
- White Tea (Leaf) Powder
- Epigallocatechin gallate (EDCG)
Other ingredients include: Sorbitol, Gum Base, Maltitol Syrup, Natural and Artificial Flavors, Sucralose, Soy Lechithin, Artificial Colors (including Blue 1, Yellow 5), Carnauba Wax, Resinous Glaze.
(A long list of stuff used to make gum.)
Mega-T Green Tea Super Antioxidant Gum Marketing:
“Each piece delivers all the super healthy antioxidant properties of a cup of Green Tea.”
Mega-T Green Tea Super Antioxidant Gum Pricing:
$2.99 a pack, 12 pieces per pack
Mega-T Green Tea Super Antioxidant Gum Guarantee
Wanna be scared? Don’t watch a horror flick, read the return policy on this product. First off, there’s no toll-free number. Returns are to be sent with the original receipt and the UPC code from the gum packs to a (wait for it) P.O. Box in New Jersey-after which you are to cross your fingers, toes and any other available appendages, and wait for 6-8 weeks for a refund. Do you really want $2.99 back that bad?
Mega-T Green Tea Super Antioxidant Gum Conclusion
HAHAHAHAHAHA!(Oh sorry, we forgot you were still here.)Look, you need to chew on some facts this is a Green Tea GUM. Have you ever tasted Green Tea? And while there have been some successful clinical studies done on Green Tea itself, and it may have been proven (in the correct dosages) to increase energy and fat oxidation levels in subjects, studies have not been conducted on humans to measure Green Teas effects on appetite suppression. And the chances of you getting all the super healthy antioxidant properties of a cup of Green Tea, in one stick, is about as likely as Violet surviving the Oompa-Loompas cure for becoming a gum-chewing blueberry without some serious therapy.Â¬â€ Bottom line, if you want to chew through a $2.99 pack every two days because you love gum and believe in the power of green, go for it. (We won’t hold it against you.)